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A necessary evil?

Positive thoughts on rejection

I’ve posted a few thoughts on the good side of rejection here. scar

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The Good, the Bad and the Unsolicited.

How do we, the unpublished writers, get the attention of publishers? Most of them suggest we get agents, and most agents suggest we get lost! I thought I would try to get an inroad into one publishing house by being … Continue reading

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Time and money wasted …

Getting published, we are told, is almost impossible without a literary agent. So poor me: I sent out a whole load of samples to agents and have had mixed responses – some saying nice things, others giving bland, stock rejections. … Continue reading

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Five things you should never do …

… when recovering from a general anaesthetic: 1: Drive a car 2: Operate machinery 3: Use sharp objects without supervision 4: Babysit for a relative or friend. (You could get away with babysitting for a stranger if you could make … Continue reading

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You never told me you were a writer…(extended version)

Writing from a work experience perspective… Continue reading

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Coping with rejection – Dylan Moran style

If only to push Ann Summers off the top of the blog, here’s something that was posted on another writers’ site: (Never seen it before, although apparently it’s an extra on the DVD box set of Black Books, so presumably … Continue reading

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Masters of the psychic art

I have come to the conclusion, after careful study of the various corners of the internet in which writers can be found, huddled like refugees, that agents and publishers are exactly like psychics. I don’t mean in a nice wholesome … Continue reading

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Confused…

Contemporary ‘rules’ for ‘good’ (publishable) writing include – ‘show, not tell’, short sentences, avoiding material not relevant to the plot or other digressions, and so on. Whether it’s assessing VWC member’s stories, or reading articles/books on what agents, publishers, readers … Continue reading

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Imran Ahmad: Adapted from the VWC minutes 30th Jan 2008

Editor’s note: Imran Ahmad visited Verulam Writers’ Circle and everyone thorough enjoyed the evening. So we badgered Jes into putting his minutes of the evening up. Lesley brightly welcomed VWC members then introduced Imran Ahmad for his talk about a … Continue reading

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Reject the Rejection

How many times have I sent off my work to agents, only to receive it back, unread? How many ‘delivery receipt cards’ did I not get back? How many submissions were not returned to me, despite the expensive return postage … Continue reading

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